The only game in the world that gets worse with more updates. Addicting. Life ruining. Or life making. Depends on what level you are.
Runescape is life.
by probably not emma stone September 8, 2016
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When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"
Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"
Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018
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Person 1: "Hey man!"
Person 2: "Hey! Man, I've been playing this game called runescape. It's awesome!"
Person 1: "Oh no! You have been brainwashed now!!!!"
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Person 2: "Hey! Man, I've been playing this game called runescape. It's awesome!"
Person 1: "Oh no! You have been brainwashed now!!!!"
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by SUE_MADRE_2 May 14, 2007
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by Destri October 29, 2005
Get the runescape mug.Stupid game where 850.000 people =(guys of 12 years old, nerds, fags, guys with no life.) play this game because they have no idea how many things they miss in real life. I hear nerds and fags talking to me about how their daily runescape life was. E.G. "YES, Almost 2 levels further and I can fish sharks." Then the non-players (Including me) react like "Yaaay" in the meaning of "Do we care?" I have a friend who is never changing of subject to talk when we are heading to watch a movie, or renting a game or when I'm sporting and he's phoning me about what I'm doing, I'm inviting him to sport with me and asks him to wear training clothes but when he comes I don't see his training clothes just as nerdy as it always is and he comes with bullshit talks of runescape.
Aland: Hey what's up you coming to watch e.g. "Fuck runescape?"
Christophe: Yeah sure.
When they're heading to the movie.
Christophe: Hey guess what I was training and training I continued some people advised me to stop.
Aland (Thinks): Wow, he did some training exercises.
Christophe: But I didnt stop but when I had low health I quickly ran back to varrock and....
*Breaking conversation*
Aland (Thinks): Haaaah, he was talking about getting muscles in anti-real life AKA runescape.
Christophe: But still I'm wondering why are these giant moss spiders always dropping me mithril axes, that sounds cool.
Aland: You know what I want that they must drop?
Christophe: What?
Aland: A message wrote in big saying: STOP TALKING SHIT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU SAY AND STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE AND PLAY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Christophe: Yeah sure.
When they're heading to the movie.
Christophe: Hey guess what I was training and training I continued some people advised me to stop.
Aland (Thinks): Wow, he did some training exercises.
Christophe: But I didnt stop but when I had low health I quickly ran back to varrock and....
*Breaking conversation*
Aland (Thinks): Haaaah, he was talking about getting muscles in anti-real life AKA runescape.
Christophe: But still I'm wondering why are these giant moss spiders always dropping me mithril axes, that sounds cool.
Aland: You know what I want that they must drop?
Christophe: What?
Aland: A message wrote in big saying: STOP TALKING SHIT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU SAY AND STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE AND PLAY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
by Thewisedragon May 12, 2008
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