When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.
Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!
by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017
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by chloerose444 February 18, 2009
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some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special
Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term
unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s
Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term
unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s
by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009
Get the Urban dictionary retard mug.1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.
by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010
Get the Retard mug.A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010
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Get the retalitoot mug.When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
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