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reverse phantom dick

When your penis gets amputated and your gay partner feels when you get a boner, but you don't.
Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.
by CardboardSeven January 15, 2018
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Reverse Troll

Someone who is good looking on the outside, but a total troll on the inside. Personality wise, think of the equivalent of Danny DeVito's ratchetness on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Damn, that guy is so fine. It's too bad he's a reverse troll though.
by justoneolivethough January 23, 2015
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reverend killjoy

A dull and serious person with a limited sense of humour who always spoils jokes or light conversation by pointing out any flaw or exception
Person 1: "Damn chip packets only fill up halfway it's so unfair"
Person 2: "Yea mate they're half air what are we paying for?"
Person 3: "Actually, the slight inflation of the potato chip bag with nitrogen serves to prevent product spoilage or damage during transport. Furthermore, the mere volume of a chip bag should not give you an indication of how many chips are inside, but rather the mass of the product which is clearly labelled."
Person 1: "ok Reverend Killjoy"
by emcee-sdOG January 25, 2015
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Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl

Sexual maneuver in which the female holds a warm chicken wing, preferrably with no sauce, directly on the taint of companion while giving companion a hand job. (can also be done by gay people)
term was invented and popularized by pro skateboarder/radio host/mma fighter/boxer/actor Jason Ellis. He named this because of one of his many nicknames Wing.
"I got an order of 16 chicken wings, but I'll only be eating fifteen of them. I'm planning on having my girl give me a Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl."
by Crazy Blind Kid March 6, 2009
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Reverse cow girl

when you are laying down on the bed and the lady starts riding your dick like a mechanical bull while she is turned the opposite way of you and you smack her ass.
girl 1: omg i just was in bed i and i gave my bf the greatest reverse cow girl he has ever experienced.
girl 2: whats that?
girl 1: ill text you it later
by lord requis January 30, 2020
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Reverse Pirate Eyepatch

Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"

OR

"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 4, 2010
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riverboat gambler

alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion
Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.
by HeadsIwinTailsulose March 5, 2015
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