retard room

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.

We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special

Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009

Retard

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

retail alumni

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.

Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.

by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010

retalitoot

loud revenge fart

Bret loudly farted (tooted) near Jaden, Jaden then retalitooted by farting louder in Bret's face.

by blah blah blah TL November 6, 2010

rectafluvia

The invisible and odourless contaminant that arseholes give off and which suck the joy and fun out of (especially social) situations.

The party was excellent until Jeff arrived. His rectafluvia ripped the heart out of it and with half an hour everyone had left.

by rhettcagoul July 23, 2012

Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.

After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.

by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015