1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.
2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.
They are commonly found in any of the following places:
a. Prison
b. Gay or redneck Bars
c. Mental Institutions
d. Trailer Parks
e. Country Music Concerts
f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows
g. Underneath Outhouses
h. Gun Shows
i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)
2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.
They are commonly found in any of the following places:
a. Prison
b. Gay or redneck Bars
c. Mental Institutions
d. Trailer Parks
e. Country Music Concerts
f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows
g. Underneath Outhouses
h. Gun Shows
i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)
The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
Get the Republican mug.-A person that thinks it is okay to run a nation based on a religion.
-A rich person trying to help himself
-fat
-Mainly from the south
-intolerant
-racist
-constantly scheming from an undisclosed location *cough* Cheney
-Usually doesn't know about the issues just is a republican cause there parents said the democrats are evil
-sways the masses with fanatical patriatism
-skilled at draft dodging
-Likes killing full grown people yet is opposed to taking a non-thinking embryo from a 14 year old's womb
-doesn't use the embryos we already have to try to save people
-Likes NASCAR
-Has an obbsession with the flag of the confederacy
-Likes going to war just to impress their fathers
-Likes giving tax cuts to the rich yet hates giving wellfare to the poor
-The only have 1 good republican, and that is Sen. John McCain
-Whine about how the democrats have all the media when the liberals only have on newspaper when the republicans have two T.V. channels
-Likes putting fully automatic weapons in the hands of the wrong people.
-A rich person trying to help himself
-fat
-Mainly from the south
-intolerant
-racist
-constantly scheming from an undisclosed location *cough* Cheney
-Usually doesn't know about the issues just is a republican cause there parents said the democrats are evil
-sways the masses with fanatical patriatism
-skilled at draft dodging
-Likes killing full grown people yet is opposed to taking a non-thinking embryo from a 14 year old's womb
-doesn't use the embryos we already have to try to save people
-Likes NASCAR
-Has an obbsession with the flag of the confederacy
-Likes going to war just to impress their fathers
-Likes giving tax cuts to the rich yet hates giving wellfare to the poor
-The only have 1 good republican, and that is Sen. John McCain
-Whine about how the democrats have all the media when the liberals only have on newspaper when the republicans have two T.V. channels
-Likes putting fully automatic weapons in the hands of the wrong people.
by Luke Johnson, Iowan February 23, 2005
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A member of the Republican Party who fails to support traditional conservative values in an attempt to appease his or her moderate-to-left constituents. A play on Yellow Dog Democrats, this term was chosen because gray represents neutrality and jellyfish are spineless. Coined by ar15.com user PBIR November 07, 2008
"There's no way that gray jellyfish Republican will support our 2nd Amendment rights, he's from a moderate sector of Florida."
by PBIR December 9, 2008
Get the Gray Jellyfish Republican mug.Any and all Republicans. The "Grand Old Party" used to be patriotic and when not in office was "the loyal opposition."
Abraham Lincoln was a Republican! Them was the days, my friend. Now the party is "The Party of NO", the party of being against any immigrants (even though, except for Native Americans, we are ALL immigrants and children of immigrants). They are the party of anti-gay, anti-black, anti-semites, anti-choice, anti-health care. They are the party of damned lies about "death panel" and the party which nominated Sarah "Know Nothing" Palin.
Check out their policies and then check out the policies of the Nazi Party in Germany in the thirties. 95% agreement there. And watch them toss out any of their own members who are centrist. They become more and more rightwing every day.
Abraham Lincoln was a Republican! Them was the days, my friend. Now the party is "The Party of NO", the party of being against any immigrants (even though, except for Native Americans, we are ALL immigrants and children of immigrants). They are the party of anti-gay, anti-black, anti-semites, anti-choice, anti-health care. They are the party of damned lies about "death panel" and the party which nominated Sarah "Know Nothing" Palin.
Check out their policies and then check out the policies of the Nazi Party in Germany in the thirties. 95% agreement there. And watch them toss out any of their own members who are centrist. They become more and more rightwing every day.
Hey, Hermann, der ist der Republinazi, Rush Limbaugh. Vot a gute vrend he vould haff made of der Fuehrer!
My goodness, Bruce, that Republinazi is trying to annul our gay marriage, damn him.
My goodness, Bruce, that Republinazi is trying to annul our gay marriage, damn him.
by Flesticle December 1, 2009
Get the Republinazi mug.A closed minded fool that acts like a communist and stammers when he gives a speech. A person who relies on stupid ideas and advice to base his orders and actions on. Mainly George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is a prime example of a Republican, and of course his running mate dick chainy (dick). Most republicans are closed minded fools.
by Chakotay January 26, 2005
Get the republican mug.1. One who cuts taxes and spending and wonders why there isn't enough money or public services.
2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.
3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.
4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.
5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.
Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist
2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.
3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.
4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.
5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.
Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist
Republican: "We've cut taxes, now everyone who is white and Christian can prosper!"
(A year later)
Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'
(A year later)
Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'
by Terminator256 September 1, 2010
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The Republican Party is one of the two major contemporary political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It is often referred to as the Grand Old Party or the GOP. Founded in 1854 by anti-slavery expansion activists and modernizers, the Republican Party quickly surpassed the Whig Party as the principal opposition to the Democratic Party. In 1860, it came to power with the election of Abraham Lincoln to the presidency. The party presided over the American Civil War and Reconstruction and was harried by internal factions and scandals toward the end of the 19th century. Today, the party supports a conservative platform (from an American political perspective), with further foundations in supply-side fiscal policies, and social conservatism.
The Republican Party is currently the second largest party with 55 million registered members, encompassing roughly one-third of the electorate.1 The current U.S. President, George W. Bush, is the 19th Republican to hold that office. Republicans currently fill a minority of seats in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives, hold a minority of state governorships, and control a minority of state legislatures.
The Republican Party is one of the two major contemporary political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It is often referred to as the Grand Old Party or the GOP. Founded in 1854 by anti-slavery expansion activists and modernizers, the Republican Party quickly surpassed the Whig Party as the principal opposition to the Democratic Party. In 1860, it came to power with the election of Abraham Lincoln to the presidency. The party presided over the American Civil War and Reconstruction and was harried by internal factions and scandals toward the end of the 19th century. Today, the party supports a conservative platform (from an American political perspective), with further foundations in supply-side fiscal policies, and social conservatism.
The Republican Party is currently the second largest party with 55 million registered members, encompassing roughly one-third of the electorate.1 The current U.S. President, George W. Bush, is the 19th Republican to hold that office. Republicans currently fill a minority of seats in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives, hold a minority of state governorships, and control a minority of state legislatures.
IDIOT that says "A republican says
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."
bananaman: ^^ you dumbshit, republicans were antislavery while democrats were proslavery. A rock has more knowledge than you.
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."
bananaman: ^^ you dumbshit, republicans were antislavery while democrats were proslavery. A rock has more knowledge than you.
by unmoronical October 24, 2008
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