When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry November 09, 2015
When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015
A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
by KyZhar July 25, 2022
Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist May 26, 2011
by squeeze_box April 11, 2011
when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
by team america August 24, 2007