To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
Get the *reach around not includedmug. The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.
The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.
by Mr Carl December 28, 2015
Get the columbian reach-aroundmug. by Professor Giggles July 14, 2018
Get the Bane Reachmug. When you see that the Manila embassy or any other embassy processes student visas and tourist visas during Covid, but doesnt do anything for American petitioned family based visas, such as K1.
Wow I've been waiting on my fiancee Visa for 9 months. Even during the pandemic, the embassy has been giving handies to tourists and students nonstop. But has refused to help us. I'm a victim of the Manila Embassy Reach around.
by Garglefart December 3, 2020
Get the Manila Embassy Reach Aroundmug. by Boink_- July 27, 2022
Get the Reachingmug. by Jo.momma December 17, 2021
Get the South Carolina Reach Aroundmug. When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around
by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017
Get the oklahoma reach aroundmug.