Yellow Ranger

The worst power ranger off all time.
Defiantly not as good as the Red Ranger.

The Red Ranger pwned the Yellow ranger.

by sghryjdhj February 24, 2009

Ranger Joe

That middle aged guy that always finds a way to ruin everything.

The party ended early last night because your father is such a Ranger Joe.

by thatswhatyourmamasaid May 29, 2010

Ford Ranger

A vehicle in the small truck category; know to be the worst of all small trucks. Most Ford Rangers exemplify all of the FORD acronyms such as Fix Or Repair Daily, F**CKER Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead, you know the rest... Rangers are the epitome of all that is GAY (Homosexual, not happy). Most straight men who aquire a Ford Ranger rid themselves of these disease stricken vehicles within the first twenty four hours, in order to avoid any kind of anal mutilation. Certain color Rangers are more potent than others in the "Gay Danger" zone. The most dangerous of these being the teal green Ford Ranger. The most common defense to this horrible color is to litter your truck with stickers to try and hide it. Also, giving your Ford Ranger a Male name can sometimes help the owner cope with and accept the overall gayness of the vehicle. The only Ford Ranger GAYER than a greenish teal Ford Ranger is a Ford Ranger that someone has "pre-runnered out". (ie: Engine, lift, tires, bumpers, fenders flares, 45 degree spare tire/ roll bar in bed, offroad lights) What straight person would do all of this to a vehicle that everyone knows cant do anything off of the pavement. In conclusion, the award for the gayest piece of junk ever made other than a Ford Mustang 5.0 goes to the FORD RANGER. POS...

Ex. 1
Jake: Hey there Susan!
Susan: Hey Jake, I heard you came out!
Jake: I assumed you knew already...
Susan: What? How?
Jake: I traded my Tacoma for a Ford Ranger because I couldn't afford the Mustang 5.0.
Susan: How could you not afford a Mustang 5.0!?!?
Jake: Because I'm GAY :)

Ex. 2
John: Man I feel sooo Gay right now.
Wayne: Why?
John: We are in a Ford Ranger

Ex. 3
Hey did you hear that Vin Diesel drives a Ford Ranger!?
Rumor has it he came out.

by RangerRomper February 27, 2010

Narb Ranger

The 'Narb Ranger' is a small furry mammal, originating from the forests of southern Tasmania.
The Narb Ranger's diet consists of nuts and grubs, supplemented by rich paw paw.
BEWARE! When taunted, the 'Narb Ranger' seems to attack and debate against his mortal enemy, the elusive DOTA

"but you have no right to argue that it requires skill if there is a one hit kill anything in existence, no matter how hard it is to get or how much gold it costs."

by Billy Baldwin December 29, 2004

Ranger shot

A drink made from extremely cheap, yet potent vodka (e.g. Taaka). A shot glass is turned upside-down, and a small amount of vodka is poured onto the bottom of the glass, filling the tiny depression. The person taking the shot then snorts the vodka, once into each nostril.

Wilks: Hey Percy, you should do a Ranger shot!

Percy: This sounds like a terrible idea, but ok.
(Sniff)
Percy: HOOAH!

by jMikey93 October 2, 2012

Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.

fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd

by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010

Ranger Redneck

People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!

She won't shut up about the Texas Rangers. She is surely a Ranger Redneck

by Journey Henley April 21, 2011