purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 07, 2019

Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements

I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie

by K1NG AD April 13, 2010

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 04, 2014

purple day

held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜

"because today is purple day, we need to love those around us."

by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018

Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.

Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.

by dicknibbler January 08, 2023

Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)

Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !

by The Caged World August 20, 2019

purple chamber

The lovely soft skin between the anus and the vagina

I enjoy massage with application of oil on my purple chamber,

by SNORE MACHINE January 27, 2022