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Pure brown

Person 1: "Tom said he gave himself a BJ last night."
Person 2: "Ignore him son; he's chatting pure brown."

I looked into the toilet bowl after the vindaloo had passed through my system and couldn't see the porcelain through the pure brown.
by Brownian Motion October 14, 2010
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corrupt pures

Men who gather around to have gay sex and rape little boys.
That man is on of those corrupt pures.
by Drunken R2h January 10, 2008
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pure

Whiskey, probably and/or especially Irish whiskey
Took a drop of the pure to keep me heart from sinking, that's the Paddy's cure when he's on the drinking. - "Rocky Road to Dublin," Irish drinking song
by Drunken Homeworker October 2, 2006
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1000% Pure Man

The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.

The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.

The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.

The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
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purel

Man you'er such a purel.
by This.boi.is.so.cool November 22, 2016
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Pure romance

A sexually charged feminine social group that was founded by Patty Brisben. The groups primary platform is based on the communal gathering of overly sexual or sexually deprived women who thrive on feminine fellowship and conglomerate masturbation.
They claim the organizational purpose to the group gatherings is to sell and distribute their fine personal products, but upon deeper dissection of the company structure, Pure Romance parties are simply female group Jilling fests.
Susie: "Hey Betsy, were you at the Pure Romance party last night?"

Besy: " Why yes Susie i was, Chelsea was Jilling so hard she squirted on us all!"
by Jilling John September 25, 2010
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Pure

Used to emphasise how good or pleasing something is.
Basically another word for very.
"That song was pure boss!"

"I pure love that"
by Wood June 29, 2003
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