Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

dece perch

Decent Purchase

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.

by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009

Giancarlo Purchia

The biggest of all sneaker head booty calls in the industry of the hypebeasts. His mother manages him which is honestly pathetic. His father is named after him calling himself Fashiondary, it is a sad day when a father rides his son’s coattails to fame.

Giancarlo Purchia is a dick.

by BlazendarySucks June 14, 2018

Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Parcheesi Team

When there are two lanes on a highway and there are two cars next to each other going exactly the same speed, and you cant pass them, just like in the game parcheesi.

first dude: "SHIT!"

second dude: "What?!?"

first dude: "Theres a fuckin PARCHEESI TEAM in front of us."

second dude: "FUUUCKK! we'll never get to the party in time for the __________ (fill in the best thing partys have :)"

by ~{enter pseudonym here}~ December 3, 2010

Porch Clown

\pȯrch-klau̇n\

noun.

1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.

Look at those porch clowns...

That Steven is such a porch clown.

Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.

by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 14, 2012