banana pumper

one who shoves bananas in his ass

Jason had to go to the emergency room after the banana pumper competition with Hershal.

by 1975 January 23, 2009

Pumpernupples

pumpernupples pair of tits

Thats a nice pair of pumpernupples

by Stevesfc November 16, 2004

Pumper

The try hard that uses a pump shotgun and drops tilted every damn time.

Man i hate thoes damn pumpers.
Pumpers are so annoying i wish they would just stop existing.

by MeatyBrother May 14, 2018

Pumpernickel

An inexpensive DJ

Nic said he would spin at our launch for free. What a pumpernickel!

by Spinshady January 26, 2019

10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

Has anyone

Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

by 10 inch blue grinned costed pu June 8, 2018

pimped to the post

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.

I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.

by cattusciceris August 20, 2020

scarlet pumpernickel

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.

Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

by Tor-whore June 30, 2014