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Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.
Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!
by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022
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Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”
“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said
by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025
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Pyongyang Pufferfish

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.
This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish
by smashkat February 22, 2025
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The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.
“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”
by Door breaker March 21, 2025
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Pat a pufferblob day

Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!
by oupitter January 12, 2021
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