Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

Running pure

purposely forcing yourself to spend a long time without mastubating, often resulting in Blue balls

dude, i'm running pure man, and it's fucking hard!

by The.Secrit.1 January 5, 2012

Pure

Pure is another word for loads or lots of

Pure is a piece of manc slang

There was pure clocks in that room

by Pussycock=baby July 18, 2019

Pure Annoyance

When one is so annoying, although having a pure history.

“You don’t STFU, we had such good times, until you became Pure Annoyance!” Jack said to Jill

by Per-Son May 19, 2022

Pure Decimation

The ultimate in destruction. Sometimes referred to as a god. Usually gets angry easily and can be expected to erupt if pushed over the edge. Also is to be considered the God of Sexual "Fun times"

That kid was such a Pure Decimation last night at the party.

by thatkidnextdoor October 21, 2010

Pure white gay man

Phrase started by a pure white gay man.

I am a pure white gay man.

by Ihatejdhlildickboy June 23, 2025

Pure T

Pure True, Really. Real, something that is time tested and found to be true.

You can be a pure T idiot sometimes.

by LdyC April 12, 2024