His penis looked so small next to his 10 pound Pudge!!!
Ew I can see her Pudge through her yoga pants!
Ew I can see her Pudge through her yoga pants!
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An individual who may be precieved as a "hoe" but has little to no sexual experience.
A virgin who talks and acts like they are extremely sexually active.
A virgin who talks and acts like they are extremely sexually active.
by Creedbratton420 June 17, 2018
Get the Prude-hoe mug.The step before sending nudes. A prude is a photo that does not show full nudity, but is taken with the intent of inciting lust within the viewer. A prude denies the innate sexual value of the nipples, etc by using lingerie, towels, or other coverings to hint at what is beneath. A prude is a photo that is just sexual enough that you would not show your family.
I sent him some prudes last night. We haven't escalated to nudes yet, but I like him a lot so probably soon!
by Rowboat Motorboat July 5, 2018
Get the Prude mug.Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
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