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Prostitutitis

Prostitutitis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
Person A: "Your boyfriend is so happy he's with you,"

Person B: "Yup, I try to give them my money's worth!" (joking)

Person A: "OMG! SHE MUST BE, LIKE, A PROSTITUTE!"

Hence, Person B has 'prostitutitis'.
by Ella Balser September 30, 2011
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reverse prostitution

When you pay your girlfriend to let you have sex with other girls...Or guys
I used reverse prostitution when I bought my girlfriend that bracelett she's wearing. That night I totally banged a 10
by Warden Cross March 3, 2016
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Prostitution legalization movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal. Because getting pussy is always getting your money's worth whatever the price.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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Emotional Prostitution

Verb -

The act of seeking fulfillment through something other than self. Usually the person engaged in emotional prostitution is none other than the Emotional Prostitute
It wasn't uncommon for the Emotional Prostitute to engage in emotional prostitution
by An Emotional Prostitute November 21, 2010
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upset prostitute

when your eye makeup runs and forms a dark black shadow under your eye, looking like a prostitute who has been crying..
do i look like an upset prostitute
by upsethobag June 17, 2010
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prostitaute

A male prostitute. one who sells his body.
prostitaute, A Man who sells his body for money
by blake peter September 27, 2008
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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.
by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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