Profitology

The art of manipulating one person to do the work of two people, while receiving the same pay as one.

One example of profitology; A company decides to layoff employees to improve productivity. Therefore, one employee is laid off, and their workload is added to a remaining employees workload. The remaining employee now works twice as hard, for the same pay. This allows the employer to gain more profits, and pay themselves even larger bonuses.

by AspenNomad August 5, 2010

Profill

A ready made template for user profiles on websites

derrived from "profile" and "fill"

"just fill in the blanks!"

Name:
Age:
Location:
Likes:
Dislikes:
About Me:
ect ect...

by Teartheskyout August 8, 2005

Profile spying

When someone on Instant messenger has no one to talk to. Therefor, they look at peoples profiles on Instant Messenger.

I was bored so i was Profile spying

by juiceboxWORDS June 23, 2007

Protit

The term used when a woman whips out a titty to distract and or hide her bullshit argument/ Lack of personality

-Hey where's my sandwich?

-Make your own damn sandwich

-I will as soon as you get off that ass and do something around the house.

-.........

-protit-

.......

so is that a maybe on the sandwich?

by RE360 April 4, 2011

prolite

Prolite is the form of politeness that is only warranted when the actor must maintain a spirit of professionalism. It's that special version of polite that service sector employees are forced to give to terrible people who decided to walk into their store on that day

Portmanteau of:
professional + polite = prolite

Hairdressers are often forced to be prolite to excruciatingly awful customers

by Kly September 20, 2015

Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.

"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"

by crudmonkey November 7, 2016

Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.

"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'

by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012