freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.

Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."

by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013

Prusting

Term used to define a good fore check and or Hard skating/hitting any where the puck goes on the ice in a hockey game, used primarily about Brandon Prust of the NY Rangers but not limited to.

The Rangers are prusting tonight, there bound to score a goal.

Boyle has been working hard all night and still prusting

example : Puck dumped into the zone, D is getting back to the puck and OHHH Prust checks the D off the puck wrap around GOAL!!!!.....

example : 4 on 5 rangers killing the penalty....Dumped into the offensive zone....Prust makes it there first and kills off 30-60 sec and causes a scoring chance a man down...Prusting

by NY Ranger Fan!!! September 8, 2011

prius

a prank involving shitting in an empty soda can and making an unsuspecting person drink it.

*sip*
WHAT THE FUCK!? someone gave me a prius when I wasn't looking!

by weird nerd January 9, 2011

Priusing

Verb - The act of driving a Toyota Prius. To Prius is to choose to drive a Toyota Prius over another vehicle with equal or lesser gas mileage. Most commonly used in reference to a daily commute.

Did you take the S5 today so we can take it to lunch? No, I am Priusing.

by JCeezle September 3, 2011

skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.

The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021