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Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled
Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels
by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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free pretzel

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018
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soft pretzel bitch

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
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Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie
The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel
by hejahsgs April 20, 2022
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