Pothead

A person whomst loves the consumption of marijuana.

The person reading this probably to figure out whether or not theyre a true pot head. A pot head will smoke everyday any chance they get and never run out of weed. They are friendly, lazy people who could sleep for years.

Yo look at that pothead,
He must be stoned

by Yourfriendlyneighbor July 13, 2018

Poohing

When someone watches winneh the Pooh in someone else’s bed

Derek: Sophie I am poohing in your bed
Sophie: you better mean watching the show

by Buymekitkats July 25, 2018

Pothole

Someone who can't be avoided and is generally a nuisance.

Colm Foran is a pothole

by scrappy-golden August 8, 2018

poshionate

When you are enthusiastic about something that is also upscale. Cannot be used for a low brow activity.

"Josh is very poshionate about the waltz."

by stealzndealz August 17, 2018

poth

Short for hypothesis or hypothesize.

He tested their poth to find that they were correct.
She pothed that the heavier an object is, the faster it will fall.

by CrabApple of 88th street September 9, 2018

pothead

Someone who smokes pot more days of the week than not smoking pot.

Joni likes to unwind by smoking weed 4 days a week ... Joni is a pothead

by justsomedude363636 October 9, 2018

Pothead

Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era.

There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:

1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint

(Guidance Counselor and a Student converse):
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.

That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.

(Student walks up to Pothead):

'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?

*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!

by The Soviet Jokester November 8, 2018