Porno

Something people watch, get boners from, and jerk-off too, because they are too ugly and have so much of a low education that they cannot get a real real girlfriend.

"Man did you see the new porno with the russian chicks?"

"Nope, sure didn't, I was out doing it with a russian chick at that time."

by Ziggurat 8 March 9, 2003

porno flip

n ; The act of judging whether or not a comic book, manga or graphic novel is appropriate to give as a gift or to show to other people by quickly flipping through the pages and quickly identifying any nudity, sex and so forth on a pass/fail basis.

1 ; Wow. Half the manga in this bookshelf failed the porno flip.

2 ; Why don't you give that Si+n City graphic novel the porno flip?

3 ; This Archy comic seems to have passed the porno flip.

by Silent Bomber September 8, 2005

Loli porno

The best thing ever.

I like loli porno it’s so hot he put his bit dick in her small pink pussy

by Sussy_baka May 11, 2021

Porno

Something I dont watch (maybe)

I do not watch porno

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Pomosexual

The label when the word homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual doesn't fit the description. Pomosexual is short for Post Modern Sexual. A label made for those that are beyond the words and labels.

John: "Wait, if you're transgender, does that make you homo when you like a guy?"
Charlene: "I'm just awesome and pomosexual like that."

by charto August 13, 2011

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Porno Card

This card has a very graphic picture that you can get with a variety of different snapshots from porns. This is a great present to give to your significant other when you know you cant pleasure them enough.

Here honey, I got you this porno card because I know I don't please you enough.

by CaptnDesDes December 20, 2010