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Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe
damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog
by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024
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Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF
Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety
by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023
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Yellow Journalism Polygyny Trigger (YJPT)

Yellow Journalism Polygyny Trigger or YJPT=When lies, and Exaggerated truth’s have been spread about polygyny that will trigger a person to be upset, sad, angry, or depressed. They will say things to provoke you to be angry at someone for bringing up the topic of polygyny, they will belittle someone or verbally attack someone simply because the topic of polygyny is on the table. Yellow journalism is contagious and could spread to the next person in a matter of seconds if a person has a response in them that can be triggered. Many people who suffer from all forms of traumas could be a victim of yellow journalism polygyny triggers if they have not healed properly from their past traumas.

When the word Polygyny is mentioned the person could possibly go into a rage, or become overly emotional, loud and belligerent.

If you try to dialogue on the subject of polygyny, or attempt to disprove their false beliefs about polygyny or expose the truth on polygyny that it’s righteous and it’s not a sin according to the bible but only to their feelings and how they have been a victim of YJPT they will shut down, over talk you, be loud, or create lies and exaggerate about polygyny. Those who suffer from this will blurt out anything that is made up about polygynous and they will become triggered and they may find negative sides of polygyny such as past events that may have happened in a polygynous family.
Yellow Journalism Polygyny Trigger (YJPT) is defined as being trigged at the topic of polygyny.
by JudahDaShootah December 2, 2023
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Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)
What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.
by MachoNacho420 May 8, 2024
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Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Venulean-Flux Polyace

(noun)
ven-yuh-lee-uhn fluhks pah-lee-ayss

A queer identity describing someone who is:

Attracted to all genders except binary men/trans men

Experiences fluctuating levels of asexuality (sometimes ace, sometimes demi, sometimes zero desire)

Is romance-delayed (romantic attraction takes forever, if ever. On the demisexual spectrum)

Repulsed by sex, uninterested unless it’s with their one favorite person

Polyamorous, dates more than one person but with consent

Other notes: Not to be confused with "pansexual" or "lesbian"
Used in a sentence:

“Wait, so you're into all genders—just not guys?”

“Yeah, I’m Venulean-Flux Polyace. I contain multitudes but none of them have a beard.”
by ArfwithADHD June 21, 2025
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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