Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.

I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....

by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"

A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013

Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.

Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.

by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

suicide poker game

Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.

I won playing the Suicide Poker Game.

by Knightyad July 8, 2021

Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020