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Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.
by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024
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plutonic

Relating to:
1 Pluto, planetoid
2 Pluto, god of the underworld
3 ploutus (Greek: wealth, riches) as in plutocracy (rule by the wealthy)

Often confused with Platonic (non-sexual love) and relating to the philosopher Plato who wrote on the nature of love.

1. Astrological. "Plutonic" describes the relative positions of Pluto in a person's natal chart or in synastry where the strongest influences relate to Pluto or the 8th House (ruled by Pluto). Pluto is associated with transformation, rebirth, hidden truth, control (esp. monetary), obsession and strategy.

2. As a pun, a "plutonic relationship" is one where the main attractor is wealth.

3. As a pun, a Plutonic relationship may refer to one that is:
cold, very distant (from the planetoid)
dead, buried (from the god of the underworld)
atomic, explosive (from the use of Plutonium in bombs distinct from the modern bomb which utilises Uranium (named after Uranus) - the more obvious pun may interfere with the conveyance of meaning).
1. Astrologer: Your natal charts show your relationship is mainly Plutonic; your greatest strengths lie in your ability to constantly and mutually rebirth your relationship, reinvigorating it and keeping it fresh.

2. You might describe our relationship as plutonic... he loves that I'm rich.

3. She moved further away because of work, but she might as well have moved to another planet. Our relationship is more Plutonic now - just a few degrees above absolute zero.
by TRT68 October 4, 2024
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Platonic

Kissing is platonic Trust!
Trust! Its Platonic!
by Ricardo Randy December 8, 2024
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Plutoniophobia

An intense fear of plutonium, whether due to its radioactivity, association with nuclear disasters, or just the ominous sound of the word.
Person 1: “I can’t even look at the periodic table without panicking at element 94.”
Person 2: “Dude, your plutoniophobia is getting out of control.”
by Hippopotomonstresesquipedalio February 24, 2025
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platonic soulmate

a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection
by not allison/- April 18, 2025
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Platonince

An exciting and safe atmosphere or feeling when around close friends or platonic loved ones.
Whenever I am with my best friend, I feel the platonince in the air. She just makes me happier.
by Gale Gladdens February 24, 2026
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Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025
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