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Clean your plate 

It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!
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When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
Jiz Plate by HuskerKyle February 9, 2009

vienna hot plate 

A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??

bovine plate job

A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
bovine plate job by Joe Beets January 4, 2009

Paper Plate 

Someone who is too lazy and disrespectful to keep themselves or their surroundings clean.
"Okay…whoever was too lazy to rinse their dishes and put them into the dishwasher, please return to the scene of the crime and take care of it. If you can’t bring yourself to rinse, you a paper plate."
Paper Plate by Zaius MD February 4, 2010

disco plate 

A vinyl record, played on a record player.
disco plate by HotnNow1 August 25, 2006