silver platter

a postition where two men place a woman on their shoulders, and one holds her and the other eats her out

We silver platter that bitch last night

by Nick Harper December 15, 2003

pattern whore

the act of wearing too many patterns at once.

Wow Sally, hearts AND stripes? You're such a pattern whore.

by hippolander January 23, 2009

Phetterplace

Showing characteristics of playful eccentricity. A boxer-loving jester. A Phetterplace will make you laugh until you cry and shower you with love but don't ask them to clean the house or pay bills on time because scissors will fly!

noun. Look at that woman rolling on the ground licking your dog; shes such a phetterplace!
verb. You'd better stop whining about money and quit phetterplacing around!

by DuelingIllusion February 3, 2010

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Platterz

Platterz or Platty:

Abbreviation for the word 'Platform'. Used by divers worldwide for platform diving and competitions.

Diver 1: "Are you competing Platterz?"
Diver 2: " No because last week i went splatty on platterz.

by diverfosho October 24, 2011

Phetter

The ultimate scam artist; never wins a bet

Yo is that the town shithead phetter? Kid can’t win a bet.

by Shmeet lord December 4, 2018

Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter

Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019