phantom menace

An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source

Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.

by stevoid428 November 24, 2009

phantom

When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.

Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.

by Warsh June 29, 2004

phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a shit and did a phantom wipe.

by Bigg Gene March 24, 2006

Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor

Hark! The Phantom Shitter has struck again.

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

Phantom Punch

The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.

Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.

by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010

Ciel Phantomhive

a dumb cunt.

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by AloeVeraTrancy March 7, 2019

The Phantom

A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.

Jon pulled a Phantom on Kate.

by HumDog the Great March 22, 2004