Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Pete cherrico

He’s pretty fat

Whow Pete Cherrico is pretty wide

by Oxford research November 26, 2018

Pete Nathanson

Describes a male (with the given name of Nathan) with abnormally sized cockshaft. A good looking guy with BDE, irresistible to women and charming like a prince.

“Damn this Pete Nathanson guy is so overwhelmingly beautiful”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Devon Pete

A famous AFJROTC cadet known for taking a selfie with Col. Cunningham. Relative to DuRrik Pet3.

"Hey the Devon Pete guy is pretty cool."
"Yeah, his brother Derik is pretty retarded."

by YungBruh3319 November 4, 2019

Pete Carroll

As in "Pulling a Pete Carroll" .. means that you'll "pass" on an opportunity.
Made famous by his decision to throw on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl rather than hand off to Marshawn Lynch.

Hey man, wanna grab Wendy's for lunch? Nah, I'll pull a Pete Carroll, thanks though.

by Gunsmoke Gator January 10, 2020

Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020