ass period

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass

person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.

by Mimono July 26, 2010

hornication period

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

period jeans

A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.

"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Ghost Period

When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.

"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."

by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013

Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad

“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

period syncronization

The fear of any and every man ever to exist.

Jon: Dude. Julie and Jen's periods are syncronized.

James: RUN. PERIOD SYNCRONIZATION HAS STARTED.

by Booknerd818 November 29, 2014

hot period

Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “

#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees

by Hot whamen November 26, 2017