nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.

Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.

nigger pencil by Chipspew September 1, 2011

can you lend a nigga a pencil? 

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

can you lend a nigga a pencil? by El Profesor July 6, 2007

Dry Pencil Scare of '47 

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

Dry Pencil Scare of '47 by Felipe September 8, 2004

draws like a pencil 

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

draws like a pencil by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015

Zi Magic Pencil 

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

Zi Magic Pencil by Za Master December 19, 2019

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Pick up your pencil 

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher

"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"

Pick up your pencil by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020