parachute titties

When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.

Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.

by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

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Parachuting

Method of administering drugs. Typically pills, rocks, etc., by inserting the drug into your anal cavity.

Yeah remember that ice I told you about? Well, we ended up parachuting it.

by duckingfuck July 25, 2019

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Parachuting

Where a guy masterbates and shoots his load into the air and trys to catch it on his tounge

My girlfried walked in on me in mid parachuting and soiled my true religions

by throwitdown December 16, 2008

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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

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