pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

Dick Pic Paradox

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox

by Turbotroop July 2, 2021

crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.

Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox

by bbcjb June 27, 2012

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019