Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!

I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.

by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008

get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

by Youn K July 17, 2016

take your balls out of your purse

When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.

"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"

by skgnskg September 2, 2013

Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011

medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs

The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.

by Bryonia June 5, 2010

my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.

Watching football on Sundays is my purse.

by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006