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procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.
A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.
by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019
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Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
by Meezy21 August 26, 2012
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procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022
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procrastination

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!
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procrastinating

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.
by lmaoig July 6, 2022
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Procrastination

what I'm doing right now
what you're also doing right now

Procrastination
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Procrastinate

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
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