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Guest Privilege

The ability to get away with most things and not get yelled at by your friends parents. Privilege is lost if you becomes close enough friends and the parents of your friend essentially become secondary parents
Dude, we’ve become close enough that I lost guest privilege with your parents
by Heigorieje April 22, 2024
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Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays
“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”
by pennypops123 January 31, 2021
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Cake privileges

Allowing someone to grab your ass and feel your ass and not have to let them
Megan gave me cake privileges, now I can grab her ass!
by Cake privileges June 24, 2017
mugGet the Cake privilegesmug.

White Privileger

Someone who occupies a place of privilege, but are resentfully unaware of it.
It’s no surprise that those White Privilegers who stormed the Capitol Building were nowhere to be found when it was time to clean up the mess.
by JimBen January 22, 2021
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White privilege

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?
Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
mugGet the White privilegemug.

Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)
"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"
by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017
mugGet the Anal Privilegemug.

Human privilege

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.
Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
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