wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

peer to peer pressure

Peer Pressure from crypto bros to yolo your life savings on a Peer-To-Peer blockchain technology

Brad peer to peer pressured me into buying an non-fungible token of a 3 second looped video for the value of $500,000.

by remyhax April 19, 2021

Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker

Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

by Sewy slice June 2, 2021

Pressure Maxxing

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.

I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method

by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024

Perfection Pressure

The social or internalized demand to hide flaws, emotions, or individuality in order to meet unrealistic standards—often imposed by family, coaches, teachers, or social media. It cages authenticity and fuels projection, burnout, and shame.

He got a 98 and still felt like a failure. That’s perfection pressure talking.

by Briton Phillip September 10, 2025