premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

premature smackulation

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand

I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.

by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Premature excelebration

Bringing forward holidays months in advance

Celebrating Christmas in July is a sure sign or premature excelebration

by AZkennyC September 16, 2016

premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Premature Isolation

The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.

Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.

See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"

Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.

Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!

Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.

OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!

by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012