thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...
Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!
Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!
Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!
by elzi August 22, 2010
dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"
guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."
you call your mate and tell him..
he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."
you call your mate and tell him..
he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
by elzi August 22, 2010
Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.
by JanuaryOrchard February 15, 2016
Gent, you have a premature coochie.
by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 21, 2020
by Espalado Motonegrodamis February 04, 2012
I hate it when Tim tells jokes.
I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.
Total premature jokeulation!
I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.
Total premature jokeulation!
by JackandJilly December 30, 2015
A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 22, 2022