premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...
Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!
by elzi August 22, 2010
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premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...
dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
by elzi August 22, 2010
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Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.
Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.
by JanuaryOrchard February 15, 2016
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premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh
Gent, you have a premature coochie.
by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 21, 2020
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Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.
Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.
by Espalado Motonegrodamis February 04, 2012
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premature jokeulation

This is when you laugh prematurely when telling a joke.
I hate it when Tim tells jokes.

I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.

Total premature jokeulation!
by JackandJilly December 30, 2015
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Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 22, 2022
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