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pookie

your dearest best friend who you want to have anal sex with :3
person 1: i hate it when my pookie bear with a vherry ontop gets drafted out to war (they have to go to the dentist) and its been 30 years (its been 2 minutes) and they sadly died (theyre getting teeth removed) and they never came back to their wife at home (shes coming back at 2:30)
their pookie bear: IM AT THE DENTIST SHUT UPPPPPP
by tanizakilover October 2, 2023
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pookie

someone you feel a deep emotional connection to because you've known them for 15 years (5 whole minutes) over tiktok since you became their tiktok mutual and want to meet them for every second of your life, even maybe wanting to live with them, have their children and fulfill your every fantasy with them.
person 1: hey pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie
person 2: omg hi pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie!!!!!!!!
person 1: so how was your day pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie?
person 2: good how about you pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie??
person 1: mine was good too pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie!!
by pookie dookie schmookie October 4, 2023
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Pookies

Pookie but plural, used for best friends or strangers on video games.
Boy 1: Wassup pookies!
Girl 1: Hey
Boy 2: Howdy
by OkumaVT October 7, 2023
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Pookie

Pookie- a word commonly used for QUEER African slaves whenever they were caught having flirtatious energy with non slaves or other slaves. Slave masters would often call their QUEER slaves pookie to mock their love for other slaves or non slaves.
Hey little pookie, you're upset that you'll never
have the chance to actually be with them aren't
you, well to bad for you, because you'll always be
on this plantation."
by lameblackman December 4, 2021
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Pookie

You got me on some pookie shit
by bel2003 April 6, 2020
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Pookie

“Oh look! He’s trying to get her pookie”
by Sxenpai April 20, 2020
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Pookie

The fattest of fat blunts and joints.
Anthony rolled a pookie so fat last night we both greened out within our first tokes.
by Souffle May 19, 2020
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