Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 12, 2017

the philadelphian

an apartment building in center city of philadelphia right off of kelly drive.

i just went to the philadelphian to see my grandparents

by big hurce April 28, 2006

Philthadelphia

Philadelphia is filthy, therefore, it should be renamed Philthadelphia. Really, the town's a dump. No redeeming qualities.

I got a job offer in Philthadelphia, but after visiting, I decided I'd be better of living in a municipal dump.

by Bill Joseph September 29, 2005

philidelphia cheese rape

lube ass whole with cream cheese shove a bagel up your ass and blow your load into someones mouth

when krusty starts talking shit i perform a Philidelphia cheese rape

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007

philthadelphia

also known as philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, the city gets its nickname from the smog, litter and overall dirtiness that best describes most of Philly. The city is dying, but most of those who glamorize the city are too busy partying to notice what is really going on.

I call philthadelphia my temporary home.

by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

philedelphia

another word for semen

(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)

Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O

You: It's philedelphia...i swear

by cheesypuff jr April 18, 2009