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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020
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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
by Castellanien January 14, 2020
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pedro

A mexican pedo that works at prezzos and can be often caught wanking a salt a pepper grinder or sticking a rolling pin up his arse
The boss of prezzos "Pedro you left your crap on the rolling pin again."
by totallygaymaddy June 16, 2019
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Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
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Pedro

A guy the height of a gnome
Hey look he,s a Pedro
by Jaimito054 October 17, 2021
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Pedro

A Pina Colada who will try to irritate you to death.
I hate Pedro
by Duda2802 February 25, 2019
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