creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! > ;)

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

Pasta

A squishy, comforting affair that pairs nicely with salt and butter.

Edgar's parents: We are getting a divorce.
Edgar: It's time for pasta

by Pastafarian43 January 7, 2022

pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

Pasta

The literal physical expression of god.
Every flag has been drawn in reference to pasta.

Person1:do you like pasta?
Person2:I'm an atheist.
Person1:here look-(shows the guy pasta)
Person2:point me to the nearest church

by Me basically December 30, 2021

Pasta cabronara

An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.

"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."

by ffw8ten February 4, 2022