pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

Bobby Feeno Paradox

The urge that many athletes feel to quit their careers and become rappers, and vice versa.

Drake wants to play for the Raptors so bad… he’s proof that the Bobby Feeno Paradox is real.

by TR1P 9 April 18, 2022

Big Mouth Paradox

When children in a show sound like grown adults.

Steven Universe suffers from the Big Mouth Paradox

by Skelecool August 25, 2020

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

R6 Ranked Paradox

An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.

Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.

by ThatIQmain October 8, 2020

crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.

Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox

by bbcjb June 27, 2012

Love Shy Paradox

The Love Shy Paradox is when a person will actively proclaim their want to be in a relationship but will never actually ask someone out. Scientists have been baffled by this phenomenon for centuries.

Friend 1: “Idk why Aiden keeps complaining about not having a gf if he won’t try and talk to a girl”

Friend 2: “Its a classic case of the Love Shy Paradox”

by LemonBoy2 March 15, 2021