Outspark

A synonym to the word "fail". Commony used in the context of describing someone's utter failure, and/or inability to recognize the obvious.

Also used in the form of "Outspark'd" when a product is delayed or swept under the rug for no apparent reason.

Sony just delayed the PS4 by 7 years because of a typo? We just got Outspark'd!

by hyperswoss May 10, 2008

cash me outside

"Catch me outside"

Girl1: Bish you a hoe
Girl2: Cash me outside, howbow dah?

by God Seven January 26, 2017

Outside Joke

From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".

I miss Tom Delay for his outside jokes.

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

outstanding

a problem or situation that someone would rather avoid; slang for bad;to criticize stupidity; proverb to yell

That was fucking outstanding!

Fucking outstanding!

by Gabe July 5, 2003

d-outs

A way to say goodbye.
later.
see also p-sauce

yo yo yo i got to go d-outs

by Solecon January 1, 2005

Outshallah

It is the opposite of Inshallah, and it is often used in the context of expressing contempt over an opinion aired by a Muslim.

Muslim guy: Inshallah, we will take over Europe and America and establish a strong Islamic caliphate under Sharia law.

Random good guy: Outshallah that shit you muzzie! We will nuke you to extinction before that happens.

by HakunaMatataKing January 25, 2019

outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.

Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!

by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007