slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

cups not ounces

cups not ounces:

You know you're drinking a serious drink when you measure the booze in cups not ounces.

Ted: Man, Rufus is getting waaaay drunk!
Bill: Yeah, he's measuring his booze in cups not ounces!

by Cowboy682 March 19, 2026

a little bounce to the ounce

Pleasantly plump.

Gloria has a little bounce to the ounce, she's a great dancer, and she's good people.

by pentozali May 14, 2013