Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough
by Splez December 28, 2021

by ayooooooshsbsb November 2, 2018

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
by Busty Jew April 20, 2018

Cheeseburger including: artisan bun, meat, cheddar cheese, lettuce, grilled onion, american cheese, poop, cocaine, and snot
by Niggago February 14, 2019

by SaltyPenis May 5, 2020

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit
“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”
by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020
