by Vinniethelegend June 6, 2024
Get the Sure,buddy-retardmug. This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.
The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."
The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."
The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023
Get the Ivory-suremug. by BrapBrat December 10, 2024
Get the Sure Diddymug. When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
Get the sure as buttonsmug. Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing
From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing
From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends
girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives
girl 1: you’re like my definite person
girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing
girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives
girl 1: you’re like my definite person
girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing
by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020
Get the sure thingmug. by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
Get the Make Sure To Walk Your Dogmug. When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug
Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz
De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that
De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that
by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023
Get the not sure what you're onmug.