panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
by mr pinky June 03, 2007
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ninjas slipper

the shape of a womens genitalia when protruding through her jeans or shorts. thus resembling the shape of a ninjas slipper.
ninjas slipper
by nortybollox October 24, 2009
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ninja quickness

used to refer to someone doing something quickly like a ninja.
Do it with the ninja quickness... we're in a hurry.
by YourMom July 06, 2004
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prison ninjas

Slang nickname for prison employees who work in the ISU (Investigative Services Unit) of the prison.
We‘ve got top notch spies here, you don’t work shoulder to shoulder with the prison ninjas, but they are here and they do a damn good job.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 05, 2019
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loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.
Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!
by Tvet June 11, 2007
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Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.
Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.
by Pat Ness April 16, 2018
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anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.
"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"
by Johnnyh June 29, 2006
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