John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

by m0ca May 20, 2019

John

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

by niggawarrior February 20, 2018

John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.

John is very cute

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018