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Freeze Job

A freeze Job occurs when a girl gives a guy a handjob when she is so cold that she cant feel her hands but does it anyways
They were in the woods in mid-november and she ended up giving him a Freeze Job
by King58 October 30, 2010
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dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.
Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!
by Bicccc February 8, 2009
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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
by Happy Malone June 1, 2018
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Coke job

Placing cocaine at the base of the penis, then vigorously inhaling, when the shaft is deep down the throat.
The landlord said it was either rent or a coke job, so I told him to line it up and sit back.
by Andyi January 25, 2016
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Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018
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Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.
Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.
by ap0llo April 24, 2011
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