Cosmic Nine Year Old

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

All nine

Similar to "the whole nine yards"; including everything or meaning "all-inclusive". Suggests that everything is included or it covers an entire subject.

"We were looking through the documents and were surprised that the package included the contracts, agreements, all nine..."

"Dude, can you cover the costs, all nine, until I hook you up later?"

by Rev-olution September 20, 2012

One Ninety-Nine

It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99

One Ninety-Nine

by Anonymous_Person_69 April 26, 2014

Northside Nine

The Chicago Cubs. Aptly named due to the club's home on the north side of Chicago, and the nine players they field each inning.

And the Cubs win the 2016 World Series! After 108 years, the Northside Nine have finally done it!

by kangarookleiny November 20, 2016

Item Number Nine

This term was used in the movie Pineapple express, to refer to the cannabis plant aka marijuana

Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high

by toke a bell June 28, 2010

cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

Naughty Nine

the slutty section of the ninth grade class who like to fuck with people lives and make high school a hell for all the seniors.

omg i cant believe that the naughty nine sent that naked picture around!

by Jennyjenjenjen October 30, 2011